Drinking Liquor is a Choice

I got this in email some time back and I couldn’t resist putting it here.  Thanks for indulging my frivolity! 

 

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.  After the plane was airborne, the flight attendants came along and the drink orders were taken.  The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought out, poured and placed before him.  The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. 

He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.” 

“Me too” said the Irishman handing his drink back to the attendant. “I didn’t know we had a choice.”